Here's an example. Let us know if it was funny or just plain offensive. Leave us a comment!
Dear Amazon sales team,
[redacted] you!!!
I am using Mac OS X Leopard. What the [redacted] were you thinking offering me Internet explorer [redacted]?!?
I will come to your office and [redacted] your [redacted], you [redacted]!!!
Just wait until I blog about this, you [redacted!!]
